Everyone needs high quality cocktail napkins, but you probably never knew you needed hilariously funny cocktail napkins. Break out our 3-ply high quality cocktail napkins that say “here drinky drinky” and “Drink Up Bitches” at your next party and generate plenty of laughs! At Twisted Wares, we have a huge variety of hilariously funny cocktail napkins fit for nearly any occasion. Shop online today and use our store locator to find a retail location near you that sells some of our kitchen wares, call 214-491-4911 for assistance with your order. Our cocktail napkins are made of 3-ply tissue, are approximately 5” squares and come 20 per pack. Some of our most popular novelty cocktail napkins are “Happy Glamper”, “I Like Big Butts” and “I’M AFRAID IF I GIVE UP WINE, ILL HAVE TO REPLACE IT WITH MURDER”. All of our cocktail napkins feature hilariously funny texts, graphics, and other comics and make the perfect gift for that funny friend or relative and even for yourself. We also have a great collection of novelty kitchen hang tight towels, cross back aprons, oven mitts and our popular bitch bags! Shop online today at Twisted Wares and find the best novelty cocktail napkins. Read more…
September 2019
The Ways to Pay for a College Education Unknown to the Public
There’s an old adage in college planning: You can always go to a cheaper school or skip college altogether. But if those two scenarios are not on your radar, then you need to explore three basic money resources: Savings, Cash Flow and Borrowing. Yesterday’s Money: Savings Excluding emergency accounts, most parents have some short-term monies, retirement accounts and home equity they can access. It may not be the best use of the money, especially borrowing from a 401(k), but if there’s no appetite for student loans and other forms of grant money, then that’s where the money is. Keep in mind that some households have assets that they can sell to generate money, so a thorough inventory of personal property could yield some undiscovered assets. Today’s Money: Cash Flow It’s stunning to realize that most Americans operate their finances without a budget. They don’t even have a handle on their monthly cash flow. But if you create a budget, you’ll be able to review your cash flow, i.e. money left over after essential and discretionary spending. Discretionary spending may be curtailed while the children are in school to free up cash flow for college payments. Downsizing your lifestyle to create Read more…
Palmetto Harmony’s Industrial Hemp Derived CBD Hemp Oils And CBD Products Are Scientifically Formulated
Palmetto Harmony is the leading provider of high quality hemp extracted CBD hemp oil and pure cannabidiol based products. Our massive digital catalog of scientifically formulated cannabidiol products have been changing lives and helping many of our customers to find their own inner harmony. Our story starts with a little girl, who suffered from severe seizures. Little Harmony and her family found that pharmaceuticals were having little to negligible effects on the seizures, and her mother knew there had to be another way. After introducing pure CBD hemp products to her daily intake, little Harmony’s doctors saw a 90% reduction in her seizures, and 80% reduction in pharmaceutical intake. It is our mission to provide you with the purest, best cannabidiol experience possible. Whether it be our CBD hemp oils, cannabidiol pet products, psorian cream or even full spectrum CBD hemp capsules, all of the hemp we use in our products comes right here from the USA. Farmed in South Carolina, the hemp we use is tested thoroughly by independent 3rd party laboratories to ensure the potency and purity of our products is maintained. Reach out to our knowledgeable staff at Palmetto Harmony and have your pressing CBD questions answered. Read more…
The Sky Rocketing Costs of a College Education is Bankrupting the Middle Class
Four years of college can cost anywhere from $80,000 to $200,000 for one child. Most families are having at least two children so the expenses may double. The average cost of college continues to grow at 7 to 8%, so the numbers are big and always seems to be getting bigger. There are some creative ways to mitigate student debt, which is at an alarming 1.2 trillion dollars in the U.S. Some high schools have partnered with junior colleges to support associate degrees at no cost to mom and dad. So in affect they are graduating from high school and receiving an associate’s degree at the same time at no additional expense. That’s two years of savings on tuition, room and board! Some students enter the military ROTC programs in college or enlist immediately out of college into the service. The government has programs for both scenarios that can greatly reduce college costs. Some students stay home for their first two years and go to their local community college while working a part time job, resulting in a low cost option for those two years. If your child chooses this option he must be sure the community college credits are Read more…
Order High Quality Kitchen Towels Featuring Our Patent Pending Loop From Twisted Wares
Tired of the kitchen towel falling to the ground every time you go to dry your hands? Say goodbye to falling kitchen towels with novelty hang tight towels from Twisted Wares. Featuring our patent pending loop, our hang tight towels hang tight to literally whatever you hang them on or drape them over. We have an extensive collection of hilariously funny kitchen towels available online and in select retail locations nationwide, call 214-491-4911 for assistance with your order. Our novelty hang tight kitchen towels all feature our patent pending loop, where you simply slip the bottom of the towel, once it has been hung, through the loop and pull tight, which helps to secure your hang tight towel to whatever you have hung it on. Moreover, we have a huge collection of novelty hang tight towels that feature hilariously funny graphics, text and comics that make the perfect gift for your friends, family, neighbors or even for yourself! Some of our most popular hang tight kitchen towels are “I Like Big Butts” “This Is How I Roll” and “Let’s Drink And Talk About Celebrities We’d Have Sex With”. Our hang tight towels feature no buttons, snaps, velcro or magnets and Read more…
Layzie Bone From Bone Thugs N Harmony To Drop Lost & Found Album
Real recognizes real, and there are few artists that have gone as hard for as long as Layzie Bone from Bone Thugs n Harmony. This year he’s dropped two studio albums, Annihilation and Lost & Found, both of which are available on all streaming services and through his website LayzieGear.com. Take it way back, Bone Thugs n Harmony has been around way back since 1993 – before the Chance the Rappers, before the Lil Waynes, Nas, Drakes and even titans like Eminem. One of the original titans, Eazy E recognized real, and signed them after founding member Krayzie Bone spit him a verse, and the rest is gravy. In 2019 alone Layzie Bone has dropped the critically acclaimed “Let Me Go Migo,” his response to Migos members throwing shade at the greats, two studio albums, recorded with fellow Harmony Howse members, participated in Snoop Dogg’s Puff Puff Pass tour and continues to tour to this day. Beyond being the CEO of Harmony Howse Ent and giving associated artists a leg up in the game, Layzie Bone launched his own retail website, the aforementioned LayzieGear.com. Layzie Bone sells a wide variety of OFFICIAL Bone Thugs n Harmony merchandise, ranging from Snapback hats, high end gold accessories and pieces, shirts, hoodies and Read more…
A Parent’s Biggest Financial Concern About their Children
College planning is fraught with pitfalls and problems that can exasperate any parent or student preparing for college. Often there’s little to no preparation for it until just before freshman year. If college is so important to parents then why do they procrastinate planning for it and exploring the funding options? Watch the interview with college planning expert John McDonough. Parents are experiencing some serious fear in applying for college entry and financial assistance for their children. It may very well be warranted. Often parents make decisions without the assistance of a financial adviser who specializes in college planning. They’re afraid of making mistakes because they don’t have the time to properly investigate all the funding options available or set up a plan with goals in mind. They feel like they may do something to hurt their child’s chances for college admission or not maximize the financial aid available. Sometimes it’s as simple as missing deadlines. Selecting a major can be a life-impacting decision. There are tests available to help the potential student select a major that best suits them. Keep in mind, however, that this type of testing is an indicator and will not necessarily predict whether or not Read more…
Order The Best Novelty Bitch Bags For Sale Online From Twisted Wares
Looking for the best way to carry all of your favorite shit on the go? Our novelty bitch bags are for the person constantly on the move that needs a handy and fabulously bitchy way to carry all of their shit. Cosmetics? Chargers? Makeup? Pens and Pencils? Throw all that stuff into our high quality, vinyl lined bitch bags and stay organized. Ladies, its 2019 which means you’ve got to have your shit together by now. With a full zipper enclosure, and 100% vinyl lined interior (for when things get A LITTLE MESSY), our bitch bags wills and the test of time no matter how much you abuse and use them. Measurements are approximately 10.5” by 7.5” with a gusseted bottom – hold everything you need right in your purse, in the car, or wherever you take your bitch bag with you. Our novelty bitch bags are stamped with hilariously funny graphics, comics, phrases and other sketches such as “dainty as fuck”, “I’M A GROWN ASS WOMAN”, and “HBIC – Head Bitch In Charge”. We also have a great selection of funny novelty cross back aprons, hang tight towels, and funny cocktail napkins. Stock up on all your favorites and Read more…
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Chavez For Charity Helps Support Numerous Charities Through Charitable Bracelets For Sale Online
Chavez For Charity has beautiful stone and beaded bracelets for sale online that help benefit ten different charities that support various humanitarian crises across the globe. Each bracelet and its color represents a specific charity where a percentage of proceeds from each sale goes to that charity. Shop our extensive collection of men’s, women’s and kid’s charitable bracelets for sale online. Chavez for Charity sells beautiful, handcrafted custom bracelets that are colored-coded. Each color is matched to a specific charity of which 25% of the profits from each sale benefits that charity. The various charities that Chavez for Charity benefits are Water.org, Best Friends Animal Society, Tragedy Assistance for Survivors (TAPS), Sierra Club Foundation, Matthew Shepard Foundation, Dr. Susan Love Research Foundation, Malala Fund, Gift for Life, The Hunger Project, and Alex’s Lemonade Stand Foundation. Not only are our bracelets made with high quality materials, but you will be supporting wonderful humanitarian causes with each purchase. Each bracelet comes with a pouch and tag identifying the charity and cause supported. Shop beautiful handcrafted cause-worthy bracelets for sale online today and lead your own philanthropic life by supporting a variety of humanitarian causes through your choice(s) of bracelet(s). For questions or assistance Read more…
Vetting Your Financial Advisor
Why pay for active management when you don’t get it. Most investors want to understand their financial adviser’s role in circumventing losses. Do they understand your pain points? Do they know your risk tolerance? Do they have an exit strategy in place in case the market meltdown occurs again? You need to vet your financial adviser. Is your adviser licensed to offer all the financial product lines for your money goals and psychological suitability? Many “advisers” are not security and/or fee-based licensed, so that consideration should be part of your hiring criteria. Does your adviser understand product taxation as it affects your overall tax obligation and tax exposure to Social Security benefits? Do they have the tax management skills to keep more of your money in your pocket and away from Uncle Sam? These are just a few of the talking points you’ll need for the interviewing process. But here are a few ideas that can help in the selection process. Go to www.brokercheck.finra.org and your state’s Department of Insurance to review the history of your adviser candidate. These sites may reveal bad behavior that may not fit your trust factor and leaves you feeling uncomfortable. Many advisers and insurance Read more…