Twisted Wares, the edgy novelty kitchen wares, jewelry, and funny bitch bags online retailer has some of the funniest kitchen towels, aprons, cocktail napkins and other novelty items for sale online. Our funny kitchen wares feature hilarious images, comics, graphics and designs that make the perfect gift for yourself, neighbor, or family member with a great sense of humor. Not only are our kitchenwares made with high quality materials, but they are a great conversation starter and will surely create tons of laughs at your next get together. Our famously funny images, graphics and text come on our patent pending hang tight towels, our cross back kitchen aprons, our novelty cocktail napkins, and our popular bitch bags. Our hang tight towels feature our patent pending hang tight loop that helps them hang tight to whatever you hang them on. Our cross back aprons place the weight on the apron on both of your shoulders, rather than your neck, for more comfort as you wear your apron. Some of our most popular designs and catch phrases are the “HBIC – head bitch in charge”, “here drinky drinky” and “Cluster Fork”. Shop our extensive collections online today and in select retail locations   Read more…